Incessant high-fiving is proven sign of potential. read on >
A little about: Patrick Fischer
All Sauce from Patrick Fischer:
Inking Up: Advice On Getting A Tattoo
That’s definitely not her lower back. read on >
Magnet Beard: I Guess I Have One of Those Faces
None may touch. Except hot chicks. read on >
On Dating “Off-Limits” People
Fair game. read on >
Twenty Things about Life I Wish I Was Taught
If you impress a girl want to, spill a drink on her, do not. read on >
I Had the Most Patriotic, Most American Fourth of July Ever
Forget Uber, I rode an eagle to my friend’s place. read on >
My Inner Monologue While on a Date
Avoid this at all costs. read on >
If You’re Feeling Too Good, Join a Basketball League
Well, it could happen. read on >
I Have Yet To Read The Game Of Thrones Books
Holy sh*t, those are thick. (That’s what Daenerys said.) read on >
On Being Open To New Experiences
Such as learning a new language. read on >