Patrick Fischer « Weekly Gravy

Patrick Fischer has lived the lives of 1,000 fairy tales. He is a writer, musician, photographer, media producer, and all around generally pleasant individual. When he is not being creative in some capacity or another, he can be found traipsing around Brooklyn in search of a warm mead and jolly conversation. Or watching documentaries on Netflix.

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All Sauce from Patrick Fischer:

God help you if you choose to poop where you make your money. read on >

“Bye, honey, I’m going to the office now. And put on something sexy later, Mama’s taking you out when she gets home.” read on >

To put it bluntly, she was being borderline racist. read on >

Watch your f***in’ mouth, buddy. read on >

“I would, bro, I swear, but the little stinkers hate me.” read on >

I just remain still as a single tear rolls down my cheek. read on >

People are high-fiving and hugging, and we all agree that what happened was a magical moment. read on >

“That beard… it’s so soft-looking, so well-kept. You’ve got the job! Oh, you’re also Ashton Kutcher? Even better.” read on >

A man of many talents. read on >

“I need to find a conversation starter,” you think to yourself. read on >