Patrick Fischer has lived the lives of 1,000 fairy tales. He is a writer, musician, photographer, media producer, and all around generally pleasant individual. When he is not being creative in some capacity or another, he can be found traipsing around Brooklyn in search of a warm mead and jolly conversation. Or watching documentaries on Netflix.

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The Off-Season of Pro Sports Watching

By Patrick Fischer | April 23, 2015 | Add a Comment

Or; when you have to resort to watching Top Chef.   read on >

The Real Truth Behind The Dennis Quaid Meltdown

By Patrick Fischer | April 17, 2015 | Add a Comment

But don’t take our word for it.   read on >

New Apple Software Update Not Good Enough

By Patrick Fischer | April 11, 2015 | Add a Comment

Don’t be fooled — this smile is FAKE.   read on >

Six Tips for Properly Executing an Ikea Run

By Patrick Fischer | April 9, 2015 | Add a Comment

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.   read on >

My Salvation: Ode To The Greatest Chili Ever

By Patrick Fischer | April 6, 2015 | Add a Comment

Thou shalt have no other stews before me.   read on >

Spring Can Go Sprung Itself

By Patrick Fischer | March 20, 2015 | Add a Comment

“Damn, spring is some real bulls**t.”   read on >

How To: Bracketology For Non-Sporting Types

By Patrick Fischer | March 19, 2015 | Add a Comment

Take any opportunity to gamble on a national level you can.   read on >

Go Home St. Patty’s Day, You’re Drunk

By Patrick Fischer | March 10, 2015 | Add a Comment

The douche is strong with this one.   read on >

Swiped: A Summary Of Dating Media

By Patrick Fischer | March 5, 2015 | Add a Comment

Stretch those fingers, folks.   read on >

So… My Roommate Is A Cat

By Patrick Fischer | March 3, 2015 | Add a Comment

That better be rent money, fool.   read on >