Kirk Pynchon is a writer living in Los Angeles. When not covering the city's cocktail culture for Societe Perrier he is writing his popular food comedy blog entitled, I Wish I Liked Flan. Kirk is also a playwright and his plays have been produced in both Chicago and LA. If you enjoy Ranch dressing then he cannot be your friend.

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How To Fake Liking Football

By Kirk Pynchon | August 25, 2014 | Add a Comment

Fake it ’til you make it.   read on >

Unfortunately, Broga Is Now A Thing

By Kirk Pynchon | August 21, 2014 | Add a Comment

No one thinks you’re soft by taking a yoga class, bro.   read on >

How Drakkar Noir Changed My Life

By Kirk Pynchon | August 11, 2014 | Add a Comment

This is not a Drakkar Noir man.   read on >

Mass Texting Leads to Ruined Friendships

By Kirk Pynchon | August 5, 2014 | Add a Comment

F**k you, George.   read on >

Thirstie.com: I Need Some Booze – STAT!

By Kirk Pynchon | July 31, 2014 | Add a Comment

For when you need to make it rain.   read on >

Chipotle Is The Best Non-Mexican Mexican Food

By Kirk Pynchon | July 29, 2014 | Add a Comment

End of discussion.   read on >

Does the World Really Need More DJs?

By Kirk Pynchon | July 28, 2014 | Add a Comment

Step away from the turntable. Quickly.   read on >

Let it Go: The White-Knuckling of Happiness

By Kirk Pynchon | July 25, 2014 | Add a Comment

Smile like you mean it.  read on >

James Garner Was More Man than All of Us Combined

By Kirk Pynchon | July 23, 2014 | Add a Comment

RIP to one of the greatest of men.   read on >

We Hate Rubberneckers, Therefore We Hate Ourselves

By Kirk Pynchon | July 23, 2014 | Add a Comment

Shove this up your traffic jam.   read on >