Kirk Pynchon is a writer living in Los Angeles. When not covering the city's cocktail culture for Societe Perrier he is writing his popular food comedy blog entitled, I Wish I Liked Flan. Kirk is also a playwright and his plays have been produced in both Chicago and LA. If you enjoy Ranch dressing then he cannot be your friend.

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30 Years Ago It Rained Purple

By Kirk Pynchon | July 22, 2014 | Add a Comment

And it still looks just as good.   read on >

One Man’s Love Affair: Dear LeBron

By Kirk Pynchon | July 21, 2014 | Add a Comment

I’m sorry for all the things I said in anger.   read on >

The Evil Genius That Is Clickbait

By Kirk Pynchon | July 17, 2014 | Add a Comment

Life or death.   read on >

The Cuter the Café, the Better

By Kirk Pynchon | July 15, 2014 | Add a Comment

The queen of cute cafes.   read on >

Binge-Watching Feels As Bad As Regular Binging

By Kirk Pynchon | July 11, 2014 | Add a Comment

Get your daily fix.   read on >

I’m Not Sure I Trust Dollar Shave Club

By Kirk Pynchon | July 8, 2014 | Add a Comment

Dollar Shave Club is probably a front for Russian gangsters. Russian gangsters with no facial hair.   read on >

The One Who Can’t Decide Always Wins the Relationship

By Kirk Pynchon | July 2, 2014 | Add a Comment

“But YOU’RE the one who won’t decide what movie to watch!!!”  read on >

Did the IPA Suddenly Win the Beer War?

By Kirk Pynchon | June 30, 2014 | Add a Comment

Ignorance is not bliss.   read on >

The Loving and Letting Go of LeBron

By Kirk Pynchon | June 26, 2014 | Add a Comment

One man’s relationship with the mighty Akron Hammer.  read on >

Inspirational Quotes Run (Ruin) The Internet

By Kirk Pynchon | June 23, 2014 | Add a Comment

How about some real talk instead of some BS inspiration?  read on >