Kirk Pynchon « Weekly Gravy

Kirk Pynchon is a writer living in Los Angeles. When not covering the city's cocktail culture for Societe Perrier he is writing his popular food comedy blog entitled, I Wish I Liked Flan. Kirk is also a playwright and his plays have been produced in both Chicago and LA. If you enjoy Ranch dressing then he cannot be your friend.

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All Sauce from Kirk Pynchon:

In the immortal words of Beyoncé: bow down, bitches. read on >

“I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” Damn, we need to get some bottle service up in this bitch!
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You can now get more bang for your buck in C-town. read on >

You no longer have the right to be called “sir.” Turn in your membership to the Boys’ Club immediately. read on >

Evil. Pure, unadulterated evil. read on >

Plainly stated, the man just looks like he gets freaky. read on >

Froggy style. read on >

It’s almost like I lost my virginity to it, only the experience lasted longer and tasted better than the time I actually lost my virginity. read on >

Can it. read on >

Run, David, RUN! The creature hasn’t spotted you yet! read on >