Kirk Pynchon
Scott Baumgartner
Patrick Fischer
Carl Pettit
Glenn Dunks
Robert Ford
Brian Leguizamon
Daniel Dell-Cornejo
Michael Kim
Colin Aulds
Chris Brown
Paul Shirley
Larry Brown
Service
Stephen Cuyos
I love being able to look at a stack of books that is indicative of the thoughts and writings I’ve done through the years. read on >
In Defense Of Notebooks And Handwriting
A little about: Scott Muska
All Sauce from Scott Muska:
A Terrible MetroCard Experience
In my flustered state I screw up my swipe and further damage my monthly statistics (also my testicles). read on >
A Review Of The Taco Bell Breakfast Menu
RIP, Gidget the Taco Bell Dog. You live on in every Crunchy Taco we devour in your honor. read on >
One Time I Participated In A Pole-Dancing Class
It is kind of embarrassing to be around all of these women who have bested me in a physical trial, but it’s no big deal. read on >
White House Petitions That Should Exist
Ban Sarah McLachlan from talking to me about pets that need to be adopted. read on >
How To Answer When People Ask Why You Are Still Single
#17: My puppy is not really a people person. read on >
I Was Sober For An Entire Month
This experience made me fear even more than usual the prospect of being an actual alcoholic, to have to give up this sort of ritual for the rest of your life. read on >
The Top 10 Gold Digger Names
How much you wanna bet her name is probably something like Jennifer Nicole? read on >
Some Good: On Marijuana, My Grandma, and Social Media Sharing
On the inside, in perfect cursive, she had penned: “Happy Easter and National marijuana day.” read on >
The “I’m Never Coming Home Bag:” An Assembly Guide
You should have packed a bigger bag, bro. read on >