It’s almost like I lost my virginity to it, only the experience lasted longer and tasted better than the time I actually lost my virginity. read on >
All Articles Tagged “Food”
Brunch Sucks
“I got up at 5am this morning to make my famous homemade muesli!” You silly, foolish thing. read on >
Spam I Am
I do not like them, Spam-I-Am. I do not like green eggs and Spam. Especially not if it comes out of this bootleg can. read on >
The Legacy Of Pizza
All you ever need. read on >
Chia Seeds: Good For You Slime
Ch-cha-cha-chia. read on >
In Defense Of Yellow Mustard
The spread of youth. read on >
5 Don’ts When Planning A First Date
Like, nothing too messy. read on >
Sriracha: When The Ugly Girl Gets Hot
But what’s its shelf-life? read on >
Table Manners 101
Simple rules for any man to follow. read on >
The Great Maple Syrup Caper
Liquid gold that tastes good too. read on >