Carl Pettit « Weekly Gravy

Carl Pettit is a columnist, writer and occasional illustrator working for a variety of colorful publications. He specializes in socio-political issues, as well as a fair amount of satire. Education and work have taken him all over the world, which is why he’s going to indulge in his wanderlust for as long as he possibly can. You can catch up with Carl on Twitter and Facebook.

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All Sauce from Carl Pettit:

Hey girl, can’t talk now, gotta drive. read on >

For when your Transformer’s in the shop. read on >

The best part of waking up is kitties with your cup. read on >

Time to die. read on >

The world is 71% alcohol. read on >

Destination: Drunksville. read on >

You’ve got it all wrong. read on >

Sh*t’s weird. read on >

It’s not the end of the curled. read on >

Too much milk in your latte? Boo-hoo, shut the f**k up. read on >