Kirk Pynchon is a writer living in Los Angeles. When not covering the city's cocktail culture for Societe Perrier he is writing his popular food comedy blog entitled, I Wish I Liked Flan. Kirk is also a playwright and his plays have been produced in both Chicago and LA. If you enjoy Ranch dressing then he cannot be your friend.

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How To: Build the Perfect Nacho

By Kirk Pynchon | January 21, 2015 | Add a Comment

Definitely won’t want to donk this up.   read on >

Women Who Knit Are Sexy

By Kirk Pynchon | January 2, 2015 | Add a Comment

Knitty gritty y’all.   read on >

I Make Mistakes But You F Up

By Kirk Pynchon | December 11, 2014 | Add a Comment

Yeah, you f**king did.   read on >

Pie Pops: So Stupid That They Are Cool

By Kirk Pynchon | December 2, 2014 | Add a Comment

Ride this stupid train.   read on >

Limos Are Never As Cool As You Think

By Kirk Pynchon | November 25, 2014 | Add a Comment

And this guy isn’t as cool as HE thinks.   read on >

Shazam Has Ruined My Ability To Impress People

By Kirk Pynchon | November 20, 2014 | Add a Comment

Screw you, Shazam.   read on >

Lowered Expectations = A Happy Life = A S*#tty Way To Live

By Kirk Pynchon | November 19, 2014 | Add a Comment

That frown is upside-down.   read on >

Everyone Thinks They Have a Gluten Problem

By Kirk Pynchon | November 17, 2014 | Add a Comment

We can give up bread, but this is asking too much.   read on >

Nine Best Endings To A TV Series Ever (Not The Sopranos)

By Kirk Pynchon | November 13, 2014 | Add a Comment

you smug bastard.  read on >

If You Move To LA…

By Kirk Pynchon | November 10, 2014 | Add a Comment

You’d best come prepared.   read on >