If you impress a girl want to, spill a drink on her, do not. read on >
All Lifestyle:
Disappearing Act: How to Vanish from Someone’s Life
Now you see him. read on >
Going With The Flow: The Zen Of Not Caring
Pooh gives less f*cks than your average bear. read on >
Service Jobs Will Do You Good
This look is reserved for extra-special customers. read on >
Seven Essential Playlists For Your Summer Days and Nights
Your summer will never be the same, bro. read on >
Freelancers, Students, & Writers: Tips for Working in Public
Make sure you buy something. Don’t be that person. read on >
The 10 Most Gruesome Ways to Die
When life does you dirty. read on >
Screw You Independent Drivers: An Open Letter To Uber
I hate Uber, but don’t drink and drive this 4th of July. read on >
My Inner Monologue While on a Date
Avoid this at all costs. read on >
What The New Emoji Mean For Your Love Life
274 more ways to communicate carnal needs. read on >