Best bros. read on >
All Lifestyle:
The Dating App I’d Actually Use
Get ready for a night of intense, no-strings-attached, staying in and watching a rom-com. read on >
In Defense Of Notebooks And Handwriting
I love being able to look at a stack of books that is indicative of the thoughts and writings I’ve done through the years. read on >
A Terrible MetroCard Experience
In my flustered state I screw up my swipe and further damage my monthly statistics (also my testicles). read on >
Mother’s Day Should Be Every Day
To all the mamas in the place with style and grace: Happy Mother’s Day. read on >
I’m Particular About Where I Poop
God help you if you choose to poop where you make your money. read on >
One Time I Participated In A Pole-Dancing Class
It is kind of embarrassing to be around all of these women who have bested me in a physical trial, but it’s no big deal. read on >
White House Petitions That Should Exist
Ban Sarah McLachlan from talking to me about pets that need to be adopted. read on >
How To Answer When People Ask Why You Are Still Single
#17: My puppy is not really a people person. read on >
I’d Gladly Be A House-Husband
“Bye, honey, I’m going to the office now. And put on something sexy later, Mama’s taking you out when she gets home.” read on >