
“I need to find a conversation starter,” you think to yourself. read on >
“I need to find a conversation starter,” you think to yourself. read on >
Run, David, RUN! The creature hasn’t spotted you yet! read on >
Time to say goodbye. read on >
“I got up at 5am this morning to make my famous homemade muesli!” You silly, foolish thing. read on >
If you absolutely had to get an STD, which one would you go with and why? read on >
Resist the urge to destroy those cute little candies. We said RESIST, damnit! read on >
Like or dislike? read on >
“Read ’em and weep, boys! Waitress? I’ll have another Blind Russian. And none of that cow’s milk, got it?” read on >
“I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you.” Geez, Ben Folds, could you have set the bar any higher? read on >
G*ddamn bloody haters. read on >