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The Perilous Future Of The Printed Word
Are they becoming relics of another age, to be replaced permanently by websites? read on >
I Would Wear A Man-gagement Ring
2 Ringz but I got me a few on. read on >
Sex In The Shower Is Vastly Overrated
Froggy style. read on >
The Final Moments Before A First Date
“This could potentially be a night that changes your life.” read on >
Swim In Its Deliciousness: Vinegar
It’s almost like I lost my virginity to it, only the experience lasted longer and tasted better than the time I actually lost my virginity. read on >
“Bohemian Rhapsody” Is The Perfect Wedding Gift
People are high-fiving and hugging, and we all agree that what happened was a magical moment. read on >
Beards Are For Gentlemen
“That beard… it’s so soft-looking, so well-kept. You’ve got the job! Oh, you’re also Ashton Kutcher? Even better.” read on >
A Guide To The Art Of Wingmanship
Your job is done, bro. Don’t ignore Rule # 9. read on >
On Going Back To School At 26
Why do college kids look so freakin’ young these days?! read on >