Carl Pettit « Weekly Gravy

Carl Pettit is a columnist, writer and occasional illustrator working for a variety of colorful publications. He specializes in socio-political issues, as well as a fair amount of satire. Education and work have taken him all over the world, which is why he’s going to indulge in his wanderlust for as long as he possibly can. You can catch up with Carl on Twitter and Facebook.

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All Sauce from Carl Pettit:

She’ll never kiss your ass — but she might kick it. read on >

Get going. read on >

Can you handle the heat? read on >

They’re like air jellyfish, amirite? read on >

Every girl cray ’bout a sharp dressed man. read on >

Get lost. read on >

Screw winter wonderlands — I’ll take Mediterranean resort towns for Christmas instead. read on >

For when you need to unplug — but not permanently. read on >

Imagine all the little piggies you’ll meet at the market. read on >