Carl Pettit « Weekly Gravy

Carl Pettit is a columnist, writer and occasional illustrator working for a variety of colorful publications. He specializes in socio-political issues, as well as a fair amount of satire. Education and work have taken him all over the world, which is why he’s going to indulge in his wanderlust for as long as he possibly can. You can catch up with Carl on Twitter and Facebook.

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All Sauce from Carl Pettit:

Yeah, buddy, she’s not buying what you’re selling. read on >

Slow and steady gets you there. read on >

You’ll want to do more than just walk in these bad boys. read on >

Sometimes enough is enough. read on >

You’ll look sharper than a collar point. read on >

You can be lazy and still look like money. read on >

All systems go. read on >

This guy is because his umbrella is sh*t — don’t be him. read on >

Not everyone can bump uglies like a porn star. read on >

Beer is the universal solvent. As in, it solves your problems. read on >