Carl Pettit is a columnist, writer and occasional illustrator working for a variety of colorful publications. He specializes in socio-political issues, as well as a fair amount of satire. Education and work have taken him all over the world, which is why he’s going to indulge in his wanderlust for as long as he possibly can. You can catch up with Carl on Twitter and Facebook.

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Dude. Memory Is A Thing of the Past

By Carl Pettit | August 7, 2014 | Add a Comment

Also, where is my car?  read on >

The Four Types of Boxers Every Man Needs

By Carl Pettit | August 6, 2014 | Add a Comment

Let your boys fly free.   read on >

Mad Max Is Back, and He’s Crazier than Ever

By Carl Pettit | August 4, 2014 | Add a Comment

What a lovely day.   read on >

Why You Might Want To Buy A Honda Jet

By Carl Pettit | August 1, 2014 | Add a Comment

Reason #1: You might look as cool as this guy.   read on >

The Disappointment of Ninjas and Katniss Everdeen

By Carl Pettit | July 30, 2014 | Add a Comment

OW-abunga.  read on >

Sunglasses You’ll Need a Second Job to Afford

By Carl Pettit | July 15, 2014 | Add a Comment

The sunglasses make the man.   read on >

Going With The Flow: The Zen Of Not Caring

By Carl Pettit | July 11, 2014 | Add a Comment

Pooh gives less f*cks than your average bear.   read on >

Eva Green and Her Alluring Frown

By Carl Pettit | July 9, 2014 | Add a Comment

Bow down. You know you want to.   read on >

The 10 Most Gruesome Ways to Die

By Carl Pettit | July 7, 2014 | Add a Comment

When life does you dirty.   read on >

Six Incredibly Dangerous Global Hikes

By Carl Pettit | July 3, 2014 | Add a Comment

You’re gonna need an iron will to tackle these iron paths.   read on >