Kirk Pynchon is a writer living in Los Angeles. When not covering the city's cocktail culture for Societe Perrier he is writing his popular food comedy blog entitled, I Wish I Liked Flan. Kirk is also a playwright and his plays have been produced in both Chicago and LA. If you enjoy Ranch dressing then he cannot be your friend.

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Pull-Ups Trump Everything

By Kirk Pynchon | April 3, 2014 | Add a Comment

I do a few pull-ups, then I watch ’em all flock.  read on >

TED Talks: Proving How Wrong You Are Living Life

By Kirk Pynchon | April 2, 2014 | Add a Comment

Look at that beautiful mane. LOOK.  read on >

KO: “Let It Go” From Frozen vs. “Gonna Fly Now” From Rocky

By Kirk Pynchon | April 1, 2014 | Add a Comment

Put ’em up.   read on >

Chia Seeds: Good For You Slime

By Kirk Pynchon | March 27, 2014 | Add a Comment

Ch-cha-cha-chia.   read on >

I’m Sorry I Don’t Care About Your Baby

By Kirk Pynchon | March 27, 2014 | Add a Comment

And I have children.   read on >

I Miss The Flip Phone

By Kirk Pynchon | March 21, 2014 | Add a Comment

It’s why I flip the bird so much.   read on >

E-Cigarettes Should Be Banned Based On Stupidity

By Kirk Pynchon | March 17, 2014 | Add a Comment

James Dean never would have used one.   read on >

In Defense Of Yellow Mustard

By Kirk Pynchon | March 14, 2014 | Add a Comment

The spread of youth.   read on >

Beard Transplants: The New Boob Jobs

By Kirk Pynchon | March 13, 2014 | Add a Comment

It’s a hairy situation.   read on >

What Blah Blah Blah Are You Blah Blah Blah?

By Kirk Pynchon | March 13, 2014 | Add a Comment

I Buzz therefore I am?  read on >