Kirk Pynchon is a writer living in Los Angeles. When not covering the city's cocktail culture for Societe Perrier he is writing his popular food comedy blog entitled, I Wish I Liked Flan. Kirk is also a playwright and his plays have been produced in both Chicago and LA. If you enjoy Ranch dressing then he cannot be your friend.

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10 Reasons Why Buzzfeed Ain’t All That

By Kirk Pynchon | December 2, 2013 | Add a Comment

Beyonce is our only Queen B.   read on >

Tony Horton Is The New Messiah

By Kirk Pynchon | November 29, 2013 | Add a Comment

And we are his sheep.   read on >

The Sandwich: More Important Than The Wheel

By Kirk Pynchon | November 26, 2013 | 1 Reply

If you call it a sammie, you probably take selfies.   read on >

The Art Of The Jogging Nod

By Kirk Pynchon | November 25, 2013 | Add a Comment

It’s only polite.   read on >

You Are What You Drink

By Kirk Pynchon | November 22, 2013 | Add a Comment

If you drink Red Bull and vodka: You are clearly underage.  read on >

Donut Man? More Like Donut God

By Kirk Pynchon | November 19, 2013 | Add a Comment

Give us a Baker’s Dozen please.   read on >

What Not To Say To A Bartender

By Kirk Pynchon | November 11, 2013 | 1 Reply

Don’t be that guy, or girl.   read on >

The Death Of The Saxophone

By Kirk Pynchon | November 11, 2013 | Add a Comment

Guest rapping on a song, is the new sax solo.   read on >

The Seven Best Foods That Taste Better Burnt

By Kirk Pynchon | November 10, 2013 | Add a Comment

Release your inner pyro.   read on >

These Foods Have It: The Sexiest Foods

By Kirk Pynchon | November 8, 2013 | Add a Comment

Linguine and clams anyone?  read on >