This is what May through September feel like. read on >
A little about: Kirk Pynchon
All Sauce from Kirk Pynchon:
I’m Trying Really Hard To Like Soccer
CANNON – er – SOCCERBAAAAALLLLL! read on >
A (Belated) Father’s Day Letter To All Dads Who Think They Suck
Teaching your toddler how to box? Pretty cool, not sucky. read on >
How Old Do You Have To Be Before You Can Smoke A Pipe?
Granny over here puts the “g” in pipe-smoking. read on >
Nine Restaurants You Don’t Take A First Date To
Blame the salad. Seriously. read on >
Paintball Is Not As Much Fun As You’d Think
It sounds like fun. It looks like fun. It should be fun. But it is the opposite of fun. Pretty though. read on >
Let’s Make Zodiac Signs Cool Again
Anyone else think that the sign for Pisces looks suspiciously like you-know-what? read on >
CrossFit: The Next Step After A Bad Breakup
Pick up a tire for every time she said “I just need to work on me right now.” read on >
Man Crush Of The Month: Don Draper (NOT Jon Hamm)
How could you not love that smug, charming sonofabi**h? read on >
Yoga Pisses Me Off
Yeah, bump that. Definitely not happening. read on >