It is an evil worse than Lord Voldemort, Osama Bin Laden and Honey Boo Boo combined. read on >
A little about: Kirk Pynchon
All Sauce from Kirk Pynchon:
Parker Posey Is My Jam
Her name is really fun to say, right? read on >
My Wife Has Never Seen “Caddyshack.” Should I Divorce Her?
Any and all of these scenarios are distressing and leave me questioning the sanctity of marriage. read on >
Vibram Five Fingers Was Sued For Ugliness
Wouldn’t you rather run barefoot than wear those god-awful shoes? read on >
Forcing Smells Into Your Snot Locker: Scent Marketing
You’ll smell it and you’ll LIKE it, damnit. read on >
Nothing Hurts More Than The Unanswered Email
Stop kidding yourself: you suck. read on >
Yelp: Where All The Crazies Go
And we hate those people everywhere. read on >
Palcohol: (Don’t) Get Your Powdered Alcohol Drink On
All roads lead to Snortsville. read on >
Man Crush Of The Month: Louis C.K.
When you are that true to yourself, you are automatically funny.
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Help! My Mom Likes Pitbull!
Mr. World-WHY?!?! read on >