Yo, be careful with that thing! read on >
A little about: Patrick Fischer
All Sauce from Patrick Fischer:
To The Girl Who Gave Me A Look
That means you’re into me, right? read on >
The “I <3 Huckabees Conundrum"
God, please don’t tell me I’ve become Brad Stand! read on >
What I Got From My Grandfather
Your pop-pop was actually kind of a dick read on >
We’ll Settle This On The Shufflepuck Board
I know my Nicktoons. Things got heated. read on >
Well That’s A Bunch Of BS
For a brief period in 1804 the term “cowdung” was used. read on >
My Roommate Dynamic Explained
Best bros. read on >
The Dating App I’d Actually Use
Get ready for a night of intense, no-strings-attached, staying in and watching a rom-com. read on >
Mother’s Day Should Be Every Day
To all the mamas in the place with style and grace: Happy Mother’s Day. read on >
A Critical Analysis of Fake #HeavenIsForRealMovie Tweets
In heaven, wine bottles refill themselves. #HeavenIsForReal read on >