This is gonna hurt her more than it’ll hurt you. read on >
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I’m Not Sure I Trust Dollar Shave Club
Dollar Shave Club is probably a front for Russian gangsters. Russian gangsters with no facial hair. read on >
I Had the Most Patriotic, Most American Fourth of July Ever
Forget Uber, I rode an eagle to my friend’s place. read on >
The 10 Most Gruesome Ways to Die
When life does you dirty. read on >
5 Pick Up Lines For Middling Millenials
Don’t get dumped like a truck. Get dumps like a truck. read on >
Screw You Independent Drivers: An Open Letter To Uber
I hate Uber, but don’t drink and drive this 4th of July. read on >
My Inner Monologue While on a Date
Avoid this at all costs. read on >
Six Incredibly Dangerous Global Hikes
You’re gonna need an iron will to tackle these iron paths. read on >
Man of the Hour: Chris Pratt
Forreals though, is this even the same dude? read on >
What The New Emoji Mean For Your Love Life
274 more ways to communicate carnal needs. read on >