Get your swoll on, son. read on >
All Articles Tagged “rising”
Parker Posey Is My Jam
Her name is really fun to say, right? read on >
We’ll Settle This On The Shufflepuck Board
I know my Nicktoons. Things got heated. read on >
The Saddening Decline Of The Rap Feud
“No, Bey, I don’t care how sorry Jay is, being on my high school lacrosse team was the best time of my life!” read on >
My Wife Has Never Seen “Caddyshack.” Should I Divorce Her?
Any and all of these scenarios are distressing and leave me questioning the sanctity of marriage. read on >
Hey! Stop Adapting Classic Movies Into Sh*t!
We can give the poor silver screen a break, can’t we? read on >
Why I Unfriended You
I quite honestly get no benefit from our alleged friendship on a daily, monthly or even yearly basis. read on >
Vibram Five Fingers Was Sued For Ugliness
Wouldn’t you rather run barefoot than wear those god-awful shoes? read on >
Forcing Smells Into Your Snot Locker: Scent Marketing
You’ll smell it and you’ll LIKE it, damnit. read on >
Well That’s A Bunch Of BS
For a brief period in 1804 the term “cowdung” was used. read on >