Carl Pettit « Weekly Gravy

Carl Pettit is a columnist, writer and occasional illustrator working for a variety of colorful publications. He specializes in socio-political issues, as well as a fair amount of satire. Education and work have taken him all over the world, which is why he’s going to indulge in his wanderlust for as long as he possibly can. You can catch up with Carl on Twitter and Facebook.

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Time dies when you’re shooting guns. read on >

Purr-ocious. read on >

Because you should be able to tell when it’s “nine” when you’re dressed to them. read on >

Get ready to kill the game, chemistry-style. read on >

Me plus you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs… and then we MULTIPLY. read on >

It turns out the similarities between men and male peacocks go even deeper than I first imagined. read on >

Feast your eyes. read on >

Yo, listen up. Here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world. read on >

Just a bit of adventure. read on >

Soak it up and in. read on >