So fresh, so clean. read on >
A little about: Patrick Fischer
All Sauce from Patrick Fischer:
In Response To The Guy Who Ate All The Pizza
Thanks for saving the rest of us some, ass. read on >
Three Tips for Being an Adventurous Eater
Don’t be this a-hole. read on >
My Breakup Letter To Tom Cruise
Not so hard to do, honestly. read on >
3 Indispensable Tips for Knowing Thy Jeans On Thy Self
Tip #1: Don’t do what this guy is doing. read on >
A Dude’s Mental Prep List While Getting Date-Ready
Fresher than youuuuuu. read on >
Four Tips You Can Learn From Pickup Artists
All the skills, none of the creepiness. read on >
A Straight Guy Experiences Magic Mike XXL
He’s pointing to his cool shoes and not his d*ck, right? read on >
What’s Cookin’, Average-Lookin’: Regular Dude Makes Fancy Food
tf am i even reading lol read on >
10 Condom Innovations The World Needs
Condoms that double as egg hats obviously make the top of the list. read on >