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A little about: Patrick Fischer
All Sauce from Patrick Fischer:
Recap Of Turkey Day Dishes From Best To Worst
Feast your eyes. read on >
“I Need Some Space”: On Boundaries
Back your sh*t up. read on >
How Seamless Can Ruin Your Life
Stop while there’s still time. read on >
Why John Oliver Kills My Vibe
Kendrick Lamar has some harsh words for you, John. read on >
An Argument For Getting Hammered Early
The early bird gets the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle. read on >
The Perils Of Having Good Parents
Thanks a lot, jerks. read on >
Hands on the Wheel: A Defense Of Driving
There’s something about lights flashing past you. read on >