Scott Muska lives in Brooklyn, where he works as a journalist and writer. He thanks you for taking the time to read his stuff.

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Five Life Lessons Hunter S. Thompson Taught Me

By Scott Muska | January 22, 2015 | Add a Comment

If you’re going to be strange, be f**king strange.   read on >

Eight Reasons I Am Not Ready For Marriage

By Scott Muska | January 20, 2015 | Add a Comment

Please don’t let this be real life.   read on >

Popular Sayings and Idioms, Revised

By Scott Muska | January 12, 2015 | Add a Comment

Don’t judge.   read on >

A Dating Cover Letter To My Potential Dates

By Scott Muska | January 8, 2015 | Add a Comment

Warning: It’s about to get real in here.   read on >

15 Things I Will Tell My Sons, If Ever I Have Any

By Scott Muska | December 29, 2014 | Add a Comment

These children need to know.   read on >

A Day In The Life Of Scott, Freelance Writer

By Scott Muska | December 26, 2014 | Add a Comment

So. This is the process I tend to go through in a “normal” day of writing.  read on >

The Time An Orthodontist Tried To Recruit Me Into The Army

By Scott Muska | December 19, 2014 | Add a Comment

Open Wide for ‘MURICA.   read on >

Attending My First-Ever Divorce Party

By Scott Muska | December 10, 2014 | Add a Comment

Time to take out the trash.  read on >

Fifty-Six Things About My Hangover

By Scott Muska | December 5, 2014 | Add a Comment

My hangover is BFFs with my toilet.   read on >

It’s Hard(er) To Have A One-Night Stand

By Scott Muska | November 26, 2014 | Add a Comment

Some mistakes are worth making.   read on >