“For the last time, Mark, there will be no The Adventures of Mark in Facebookland! Let it go!” read on >
All Lifestyle:
Does Multi-Tasking Really Make Us More Productive?
Move over, Shiva. Meet Steve-a, the modern god of multitasking. read on >
Cleveland Is The New Williamsburg (Stop Laughing!)
You can now get more bang for your buck in C-town. read on >
I Was Sober For An Entire Month
This experience made me fear even more than usual the prospect of being an actual alcoholic, to have to give up this sort of ritual for the rest of your life. read on >
The Top 10 Gold Digger Names
How much you wanna bet her name is probably something like Jennifer Nicole? read on >
Why Can’t I Show Off My Chest Hair?
You no longer have the right to be called “sir.” Turn in your membership to the Boys’ Club immediately. read on >
My Girlfriend Dumped Me Because I’m White
To put it bluntly, she was being borderline racist. read on >
Some Good: On Marijuana, My Grandma, and Social Media Sharing
On the inside, in perfect cursive, she had penned: “Happy Easter and National marijuana day.” read on >
Male Peacocks Faking It to Attract The Ladies
It turns out the similarities between men and male peacocks go even deeper than I first imagined. read on >
By The Numbers: Are You Worth Dating?
We salute your pride for your country, but come on bro, you need at least two more pairs. read on >