It is kind of embarrassing to be around all of these women who have bested me in a physical trial, but it’s no big deal. read on >
All Lifestyle:
White House Petitions That Should Exist
Ban Sarah McLachlan from talking to me about pets that need to be adopted. read on >
How To Answer When People Ask Why You Are Still Single
#17: My puppy is not really a people person. read on >
I’d Gladly Be A House-Husband
“Bye, honey, I’m going to the office now. And put on something sexy later, Mama’s taking you out when she gets home.” read on >
What Do Disney And Facebook Have In Common?
“For the last time, Mark, there will be no The Adventures of Mark in Facebookland! Let it go!” read on >
Does Multi-Tasking Really Make Us More Productive?
Move over, Shiva. Meet Steve-a, the modern god of multitasking. read on >
Cleveland Is The New Williamsburg (Stop Laughing!)
You can now get more bang for your buck in C-town. read on >
I Was Sober For An Entire Month
This experience made me fear even more than usual the prospect of being an actual alcoholic, to have to give up this sort of ritual for the rest of your life. read on >
The Top 10 Gold Digger Names
How much you wanna bet her name is probably something like Jennifer Nicole? read on >
Why Can’t I Show Off My Chest Hair?
You no longer have the right to be called “sir.” Turn in your membership to the Boys’ Club immediately. read on >