Me plus you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs… and then we MULTIPLY. read on >
All Articles Tagged “rising”
Why Alec Baldwin Is A Cautionary Tale
Wish I could give such baleful stink-eye. read on >
Nothing Hurts More Than The Unanswered Email
Stop kidding yourself: you suck. read on >
Five Imaginary Reviews Of Dates With Scott
“Imaginary” is right. read on >
Yelp: Where All The Crazies Go
And we hate those people everywhere. read on >
5 Things Your Girlfriend Would Love To Hear
“Why don’t we just stay in tonight and search for cat GIFs on Tumblr.” read on >
12 Reasons Why I Dislike Nickelback
I’m jealous of Nickelback like I am jealous of a lot of people who make money out the ass and are very famous without really being good at anything. Ditto Kim Kardashian. read on >
Palcohol: (Don’t) Get Your Powdered Alcohol Drink On
All roads lead to Snortsville. read on >
Can We Move Beyond The ‘Hipster’?
Do yo thang, we ain’t hatin’. read on >
LinkedUp: The Dating Site For LinkedIn Users
Get it in, fellas. read on >