Kirk Pynchon is a writer living in Los Angeles. When not covering the city's cocktail culture for Societe Perrier he is writing his popular food comedy blog entitled, I Wish I Liked Flan. Kirk is also a playwright and his plays have been produced in both Chicago and LA. If you enjoy Ranch dressing then he cannot be your friend.

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I’m Worried I Might Enjoy Steampunk

By Kirk Pynchon | October 1, 2014 | Add a Comment

She could steam our punk any day.   read on >

Which Pizza Tastes Least Like Ass?

By Kirk Pynchon | September 26, 2014 | Add a Comment

Hint: They all taste forking nasty.   read on >

Have Food Trucks Jumped The Shark?

By Kirk Pynchon | September 23, 2014 | Add a Comment

Pick your poison.   read on >

How To Order Like An LA D-Bag

By Kirk Pynchon | September 18, 2014 | Add a Comment

Impatient a**holes.   read on >

Naked Reality TV Is The Opposite Of Sexy

By Kirk Pynchon | September 15, 2014 | Add a Comment

It’s not fun for us either, trust.   read on >

A Random Sampling of Comments From Deadline Hollywood’s Comment Boards

By Kirk Pynchon | September 10, 2014 | Add a Comment

Get your troll on.   read on >

Man Crush Of The Month: Idris Elba

By Kirk Pynchon | September 3, 2014 | Add a Comment

Not just women, Idris.   read on >

Hard Cider: Hipsters Celebrating the Colonials

By Kirk Pynchon | September 1, 2014 | Add a Comment

The ladies go crazy for the hard stuff.   read on >

10 Things I Would Give Up To Be Able To Dunk A Basketball

By Kirk Pynchon | August 29, 2014 | Add a Comment

It’s not fair.   read on >

How To Visit Chicago Without Getting Your Ass Kicked

By Kirk Pynchon | August 28, 2014 | Add a Comment

The best city on Earth.   read on >