
If you absolutely had to get an STD, which one would you go with and why? read on >
If you absolutely had to get an STD, which one would you go with and why? read on >
Resist the urge to destroy those cute little candies. We said RESIST, damnit! read on >
Like or dislike? read on >
“Read ’em and weep, boys! Waitress? I’ll have another Blind Russian. And none of that cow’s milk, got it?” read on >
“I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you.” Geez, Ben Folds, could you have set the bar any higher? read on >
Don’t attempt to do pushups on the bar at your local watering hole. Unless your name is Oliver Reed. read on >
…give it another shot with the old flame whose candle you’ve continued to carry through the years in spite of yourself. read on >
“Oh, you think I’m the baddest mofo ever to walk the earth in the history of mofos? Funny, I do too!” read on >
Go out smiling. read on >
Drinking games. read on >