Scott Muska « Weekly Gravy

Scott Muska lives in Brooklyn, where he works as a journalist and writer. He thanks you for taking the time to read his stuff.

All Sauce from Scott Muska:

If you absolutely had to get an STD, which one would you go with and why? read on >

Resist the urge to destroy those cute little candies. We said RESIST, damnit! read on >

“Read ’em and weep, boys! Waitress? I’ll have another Blind Russian. And none of that cow’s milk, got it?” read on >

“I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you.” Geez, Ben Folds, could you have set the bar any higher? read on >

You know what time it is? Time to stop saying “You know what time it is?”. read on >

Sorry, ladies, no free passes. When nature calls, it’s every man (or woman) for himself. read on >

Don’t attempt to do pushups on the bar at your local watering hole. Unless your name is Oliver Reed. read on >

How would you like your Dottie Burger? Medium-well? Burnt to a crisp? read on >

That sh*t-eating grin. If he could do it… read on >

…give it another shot with the old flame whose candle you’ve continued to carry through the years in spite of yourself. read on >