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In Response To The Guy Who Ate All The Pizza
Thanks for saving the rest of us some, ass. read on >
The Paleo Diet Explained…You’re Welcome, BTW
Ooga booga, fries, and soda. read on >
Three Tips for Being an Adventurous Eater
Don’t be this a-hole. read on >
Here’s Why You (Probably) Don’t Need Protein Shakes
You might wanna cool it, buddy. read on >
Streaming Alternatives for Movies: September Edition
Forget the theaters. read on >
How Bad Is Sugar Really?
Keep going. read on >
Porno Chic: Six Essential Skin Flicks To Watch
Looks like Little Debbie’s all grown up. read on >
My Breakup Letter To Tom Cruise
Not so hard to do, honestly. read on >
3 Indispensable Tips for Knowing Thy Jeans On Thy Self
Tip #1: Don’t do what this guy is doing. read on >