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Stank Up Your Junk With Weed-Flavored Condoms
If only they had come up with these during the ’70s. They would have sold like magic hotcakes. read on >
Male Porn Star Alias Suggestions
That sh*t-eating grin. If he could do it… read on >
In Defense Of The How I Met Your Mother Series Finale
…give it another shot with the old flame whose candle you’ve continued to carry through the years in spite of yourself. read on >
My Imaginary Date With Mr. George Clooney
“Oh, you think I’m the baddest mofo ever to walk the earth in the history of mofos? Funny, I do too!” read on >
Why I’m Not Sad That Mickey Rooney Died
Go out smiling. read on >
Barcades: Fad Or The Future?
Drinking games. read on >
Strippers Don’t Really Like You
Do not come to this club trying to make love. You ain’t Usher. read on >
New App Tells You How Well You Work In The Sack
A good girlfriend will want you to be the beast that you can be. Wait. Best. We meant best. read on >
Living With Dragons In A Modern World
It’s possible. read on >